But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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