even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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