She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
