Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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