Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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