Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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