You work out of a Hotel?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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