am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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