i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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