either way he was missing a nipple.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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