so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
This is my gift to your gina
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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