I want to have your abortion
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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