he puts the penis in happiness.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
