Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
