I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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