i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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