OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
