Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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