I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Sext me about skeletons
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
