Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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