But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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