I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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