I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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