I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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