I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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