fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I think people are normalizing furries
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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