The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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