I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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