You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Randomize