you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I am spending my child support on dildos
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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