normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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