im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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