Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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