Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
