The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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