But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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