If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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