i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
So apparently I’m into choking now
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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