if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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