brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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