I am puke
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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