apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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