Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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