I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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