Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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