there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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