so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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