Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
where are my eyebrows?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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