help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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