Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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