Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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