she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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