so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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